Thursday, June 19, 2014

A Weekday in My Pregnant Life

6:31am - Alarm goes off... Oh jeez, no.... NOOOOOOoooooo.... *crying*

6:36am - Attempt to eat something before my stomach rebels.

6:45am - Shower

6:47am - Get out of shower to vomit in toilet.

6:48am - Resume shower.

7:05am - Lotion on widening parts, get partially dressed, moan multiple times.

7:14am - Perk up enough to finish hair/make-up, brush teeth.

7:25am - Feeling crappy again, get dressed SLOWLY but not too slowly because time is running out...

7:32am - "Oh wow, I'm going to make it to work ON TIME today!"

7:33am - Packing multiple snacks and potential lunch items.

7:34am - Puking or drying heaving in the sink, "nope, not going to make it..." Brush teeth, again.

8:04am - Arrive slightly late to work, thankfully no one notices.

8:07am - Moan and catch up on facebook because getting out of my chair sounds like a task worth of Hercules.

9:13am - Begin actual work.

9:47am - Get irritated at coworker.

10:14am - Get irritated at Mike (repeat throughout the morning)

10:50am - Think about lunch, almost vomit but hold it back.

10:54am - Pee.

11:12am - Pee.

11:25am - Get all emotional and cry over cute dog or cat video on facebook that normally would have elicited little to no response otherwise.

11:35am - Pee.

11:59am - Decide on lunch, not the best choice, as usual.

12:20pm - Reading outside on the deck, feeling halfway decent.

12:40pm - Going for a walk, oh I feel the energy again!

12:56pm - Oh no, I'm... so... tired... (walking back to the building)

1:20pm - Half-hearted attempts to continue normal physical work.

1:50pm - Completed first task since lunch... so tired...

2:15pm - Mild resurgence of energy after coworker or Mike irritated me.

2:16pm - Bitch about said coworker or Mike to warehouse friends.

2:34pm - Pee.

2:56pm - Pee.

3:00pm - Hit the wall... do not get up from chair for as long as possible.

3:19pm - Attempt to work again.

3:42pm - Pee.

4:10pm - Last possible photo of the day taken. I just can't get up from my chair again...

4:17pm - Except to pee...

4:34pm - Pee.

4:45pm - Yay, putting all the photos into the system cuz it's time to go home, yay!

4:48pm - Coworker tells me he's ready to go, so I had better get going too, despite the fact that I'm supposed to stay til 5pm... rage hormones raging...

4:56pm - Walking out to my car... OMG! I need to pee AGAIN!!!!

5:20pm - Skip the store because even though we have only have some milk and one potato and nothing besides left in the fridge, I convince myself both Mike and I can survive on that for the night.

5:25pm - PEEEEEEEEeeeeee....!!!

5:31pm - Feed Pete with all remaining energy. Skip dishes, vacuuming (neglected for the past three weeks), and all other chores to sit on recliner for a few minutes. Maybe Mike will do it...? Hahahahahaa.... ahh... :P

5:32pm - Beg Mike to fix the potato for dinner.

5:40pm - Give up and effectively fix potato by myself.

5:58pm - Attempt to eat portion of potato, only succeed in eating about 3/4s of serving, not including skin. Add sour cream for protein ;)

6:04pm - Talk myself out of editing again because I just can't handle all that sitting and clicking and watching "Angel" and checking Facebook at the same time...

7:34pm - Try to talk to Mike, almost fall asleep. Watch TV or birds, watch Mike wander around the yard looking at plants and possibly disposing of another dead chipmunk.

8:56pm - Hip stretches before the alarm tells me to do them, yesssss!! I'm on the top of my game.

9:11pm - Prenatal vitamin, brush teeth, pour myself into bed... squirm in gladness for sleeping.

10:45pm - Still awake, reading the latest book on the list of 'to read's while I still have some semblance of free time in my life... ;)

11:44pm - Wake up to pee...

12:32am - Pete wakes me up to cuddle... get up to pee instead...

2:01am - Pee...

pee.... pee... Pete wakes me up and I have to peeeeeeee....

4:49am - Eat extremely stale oyster cracker so I don't have to get up to eat something more substantial...

6:31am - Alarm...

Generally speaking, this is my life nowadays. I may be exaggerating slightly... hehe. But hopefully this ends soon! I want my energy back, please?!?

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